Sunday, September 29, 2002
Today's LSoS Translation

From today's New York Times: "Iraq's deputy prime minister, Tariq Aziz, warned that the United States would sustain heavy losses in an attack and pledged that Iraq would fight a fierce war." Lying Sack of Shit translation: "Our only chance is to do something slimey and sneaky, like use poison gas or biological weapons or a dirty bomb."